Worst. Christmas songs. Ever.

The criteria: I tried very hard to ignore the video and focus on the musical skills or lack thereof. Several songs on many ‘worst’ lists are not so bad if you don’t have to watch the asinine video. There is one exception where the video just could not be ignored — see if you can guess which one. These are not songs I simply dislike. They are here because they represent a musical fail of epic proportions.

This video introduces Mr. Spence as a Bahamian Thelonious Monk. I am thinking more a Satan’s spawn of Bob Dylan and Tommy Chong. Yes I know that is biologically improbable, but you get my drift. Mr. Spence: who on earth is ‘Sandy Parr’? And why should we be concerned about his impending visit??

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Sweet mother of pearl. This is one of those that you’re not sure if she is spoofing herself, or she really is just that terrible and no one has the courage to clue her in.

Folks, if you are planning on your local church Christmas pageant as the first step toward winning American Idol, do us all a favor and PLEASE do not choose the Star Spangled Banner of Christmas songs!!

Reprehensible and disturbing on many levels. NSFW. Ashamed I am even listing it, but it makes these others look like the Mormon Tabernacle Choir by comparison. Couldn’t even get Blogger to post it properly!!

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